10 Awesome Programming Jokes

10 Awesome Programming Jokes

Written by Dev Dojo on Jan 2nd, 2016 Views Report Post

Yeah, Yeah... Some of these may be pretty lame, but these are a few of the funnier programming jokes that I have found, so I thought that I would share them. I would say that if you understand less than 7 of these jokes, you are probably not a programmer :P Anyway, check'm out below:

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.

Q: What did the Java code say to the C code?

A: You've got no class.

Q: Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?

A: They work below C-level.

Q: What do cats and programmers have in common?

A: When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, "did you find a bug?"

Q: What is the most used language in programming?

A: Profanity.

Q: Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationships

Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?

A: He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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