Is your website or app slow?

This is article is not about optimizing the load time of your app. Instead you can make your user’s wait entertaining, so that your user stays connected with the app for a long time.

So here are 10 funny app loading messages for app developers

1. Discovering new ways of making you wait.
2. Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you.
3. Still faster than Windows update.
4. We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.
5. Bored of slow loading spinner?, buy more RAM!
6. Kindly hold on until I finish a cup of coffee.
7. We will be back in 1/0 minutes.
8. Why don't you order a sandwich?
9. Don't panic, Just count to infinite.
10. Please wait, Your PC is not a superman!