Yeah, Yeah... Some of these may be pretty lame, but these are a few of the funnier programming jokes that I have found, so I thought that I would share them. I would say that if you understand less than 7 of these jokes, you are probably not a programmer :P Anyway, check'm out below:
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Q: What did the Java code say to the C code?
A: You've got no class.
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Q: Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?
A: They work below C-level.
Q: What do cats and programmers have in common?
A: When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, "did you find a bug?"
Q: What is the most used language in programming?
A: Profanity.
Q: Why did the database administrator leave his wife?
A: She had one-to-many relationships
Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Q: How did the programmer die in the shower?
A: He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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